NewsFlash

How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they claim they’ll make you?

To the landlord belongs the doorknobs.

Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.

The other line moves faster.

You’re not Dave. Who are you?

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The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we’ll find their money. – Ed Bluestone