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At these prices, I lose money — but I make it up in volume. — Peter G. Alaquon

The rule on staying alive as a forecaster is to give ’em a number or give ’em a date, but never give ’em both at once. — Jane Bryant Quinn

There are bugs and then there are bugs. And then there are bugs. — Karl Lehenbauer

“You must have an IQ of at least half a million.” — Popeye

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.

Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once. — Karl Lehenbauer