NewsFlash

News Flash

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

“It might help if we ran the MBA’s out of Washington (Ottawa).” — Admiral Grace Hopper

“It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but the result’s the same.” – Mike Dennison

Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor. — Edgar R. Fiedler

“Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it.” — Alex Schure

“Irrationality is the square root of all evil” — Douglas Hofstadter

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. — Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.