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Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously. — Booth Tarkington

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word — per piece or perhaps. — Robert Benchley

Thus spake the master programmer: “Time for you to leave.” — Geoffrey James, “The Tao of Programming”

If you can’t understand it, it is intuitively obvious.

The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” — Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy_

If you hype something and it succeeds, you’re a genius — it wasn’t a hype. If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype. — Neil Bogart