NewsFlash

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

If you push the “extra ice” button on the soft drink vending machine, you won’t get any ice. If you push the “no ice” button, you’ll get ice, but no cup.

“There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.” — Mark Twain

You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. — Paul Erlich

We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge. — John Naisbitt, Megatrends

Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously. — Booth Tarkington