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Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. — Tom Lehrer

Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.

“Confound these ancestors…. They’ve stolen our best ideas!” – Ben Jonson

“The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.” — Peter De Vries

Quantum Mechanics is God’s version of “Trust me.”