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[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. — Wernher von Braun

Force needed to accelerate 2.2lbs of cookies = 1 Fig-newton to 1 meter per second

He who has but four and spends five has no need for a wallet.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.

I bet the human brain is a kludge. — Marvin Minsky

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When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four. — S. Johnson