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In space, no one can hear you fart.

God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.

[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. — Joseph Campbell

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = 1 Machturtle

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants. — Adam Walinsky

A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored power tools.